Crimson Jack Acorn III
Legendary treasure hunter, charming liar, possible world-ender.
Award-winning · Tales of Valla, Book 1
One forbidden kiss. Two worlds in danger.
A love worth risking everything for.
“Impossible to put down, buoyed by its witty repartee and vividly evocative prose.”
— BlueInk Review
The story
When faerie princess Escala Winter breaks the laws of the Court of Dreams, she loses her wings, her title, and her home. Banished to the mortal world, her only hope is Roedyn, a rugged ranger who never expected to fall for a fallen princess.
As ancient enemies awaken, love and destiny collide in a battle that could destroy two worlds.
Escala’s Wish is an award-winning romantasy bursting with magic, adventure, humor, and heart.
Perfect for fans of A Court of Thorns and Roses and The Cruel Prince.
Told by Wigfrith Foreverbloom, an egotistical gnome bard of Misty Springs who knows something about everything.
“A literal fairy tale.”
“A classic quest narrative that lovers of fairy tales are likely to enjoy.”
“A lively, touching bard’s tale of a faerie’s adventures in the mortal realm.”
Only from us
Signed by the author and sold only here, never on Amazon.
A clothbound hardcover with silver foil lettering, cream pages, and a sewn-in blue silk ribbon. The fore-edge carries a custom sprayed illustration of Escala Winter, framed by deep blue top and bottom edges scattered with pixie silhouettes.
$49.99
Coming spring 2027 · Tales of Valla, Book 2
He’s a legendary treasure hunter, a charming liar, and quite possibly the raccoon responsible for ending the world.
Crimson Jack Acorn III has a talent for finding trouble—and an even greater talent for making it worse. When headstrong Ava Honeysuckle recruits him for an impossible quest, they uncover ancient magic, dangerous secrets, and a threat that could unleash the armies of the Underworld. Now, armed with a sarcastic talking sword and a cast of unlikely allies, Crimson has to save Valla without losing the raccoon he loves.

Legendary treasure hunter, charming liar, possible world-ender.

The headstrong raccoon who drags Crimson into an impossible quest.

A fellow recoverer, now mad as a hornet at Crimson for his selfish recklessness.
Meet the raccoon
DJ has spent more than ten years building Valla™ around a game table, one campaign and one ridiculous character voice at a time. His wife, Tonya, has endured thirty years of those voices in their Northborough, Massachusetts, home. Escala’s Wish is his first novel, and he’s already deep into the second, because sleep is optional when your imagination won’t shut up.
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